Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Guess who googled what an Allen Wrench is!?!?!

That's right bitches ( and I say that with all the love in my heart) I GOOGLED Allen Wrench. And guess who else fixed the garbage disposal all by her damn self.......can I get a WHAT WHAT!! That's right......I'm the Motha f'in MAN! Or woman if you prefer. Had to have a little chat with Koa that a garbage disposal isn't a water fountain and we do NOT toss coins into it and make wishes. We will see how much his two year old brain absorbed......I can guarantee you....not a damn thing!

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***Proceed with Caution***

I have a tendency to have a potty mouth....or "mouth of a sailor" as those close like to say...confused why a sailor's mouth would be worse then a soldiers as my husband's hobby is making up new potty words....aren't we just a match made in heaven <3. I will also probably offend some demographic (bakers, rodeo clowns, ghost hunters....you get the idea) with every post so I can't be held responsible for anything you read. I am an angry bitter woman full of rage who needs counseling, 3 pounds of Almond Roca, and a never ending season of RHOA.....Don't be Tardy for the Party Bitches!

A Father's Prayer

by General Douglas MacArthur

Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when he is weak, and brave enough to face himself when he is afraid; one who will be proud and unbending in honest defeat, and humble and gentle in victory.

Build me a son whose wishbone will not be where his backbone should be; a son who will know Thee and that to know himself is the foundation stone of knowledge.

Lead him, I pray, not in the path of ease and comfort, but under the stress and spur of difficulties and challenge. Here let him learn to stand up in the storm; here let him learn compassion for those who fail.

Build me a son whose heart will be clean, whose goal will be high; a son who will master himself before he seeks to master other men; one who will learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; one who will reach into the future, yet never forget the past.

And after all these things are his, add, I pray, enough of a sense of humor, so that he may always be serious, yet never take himself too seriously. Give him humility, so that he may always remember the simplicity of greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.

Then I, his father, will dare to whisper, "I have not lived in vain."

JustAnotherDay

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Guess who googled what an Allen Wrench is!?!?!

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